The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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