I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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