I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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