awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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