real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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