My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I lost the right to judge tonight
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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