We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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