you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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