And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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