Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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