last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Buhtt sex?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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