When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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