Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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