so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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