no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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