Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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