I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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