As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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