I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sacagawea was the original milf.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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