no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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