dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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