he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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