just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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