Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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