I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
