At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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