Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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