just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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