she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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