these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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