I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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