i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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