But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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