i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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