The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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