we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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