Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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