I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Floor bacon is actually really good
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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