i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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