what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
