Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
