It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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