question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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