ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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