i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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