my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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