I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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