So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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