do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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