there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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