Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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